Oh baby, looking at you tonight   There’s something I’d like to do tonight   And I believe in Abstinence Only   But I don’t want to leave you lonely       So abstain with me, baby   All night long   Come over and refrain with me, baby   All night long       I’m gonna wanna jump you bones   I’m gonna have to dump that jones   So come on now, get stalled in Lover’s Lane with me   Abstain with me       Oh baby, when you’re not there I’m blue   Yeah, baby, I think you know where I’m blue       I remember sex education   As approved by the administration       So abstain with me, baby   All night long   Come on and feel the strain with me, baby       We’re gonna have the urge to merge   An urge we’re gonna have to purge on the verge   So come on now, be in excruciating pain with me   Abstain with me       Oh baby   Oh baby   Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby       We’re gonna wanna rock and roll   We’re gonna have to balk and go bowling or something   So come on now, try not to slit a vein with me   Abstain with me