God made the world in seven days   Well, that’s one week to be specific   Now, that’s what I call scientific   Say Hallelujah, sing His praise       Four thousand forty-two B.C.   On Monday, August twenty-seven   He made the earth and sky and Heaven   Then he punched out at five-oh-three       Then he made Adam, and then Eve   A garden for them to inhabit   The apple right where Eve could grab it   And I've got proof, 'cause I believe       Creation Science 101   In the beginning it begun   And you are just beginning to educate yourself when you shun   Evolution       Then Cain and Abel he begat   And they begat all of the rest to us   Which means they must have been incestuous   I'm going to have to pray about that       There might be sinners in this class   Who might believe in Charles Darwin   I guess that's just their loss and our win   Because I'm gonna flunk their ass       If you make Genesis your text   You’ll laugh at Darwin and what he sees   To be the origin of species   Because he's just plain oversexed       Creation Science 101   You ain't no monkey's great grandson   You’ve got a research paper due   'bout the fifty reason to shun   Evolution       Don't let em' hand you that old jive   About survival of the fittest   That notion don't pass the bull**** test   'Cause look at me, I'm still alive       God made the world just like it is   He made the fossils just to tease us   Old bones to test our faith in Jesus   Yeah, this'll all be on the quiz       Creation Science 101   Now Armagedd-your homework-done   Because when this semester's through,   It's straight A's for students who shun Evolution       The kids get such an education   When they shun   The heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by means of spontaneous genetic mutation