"It's almost Christmas"       When I take off my make-up, I look old and defeated    I'm not so dangerous    Cry into my Christmas cake    Staring holes into me all night    You should just give up    Because our love's become    Selling secrets to the Russians   They don't need   The cold war is on between you and me       25 years old and a bachelor's degree    Your parents helped out with graduation fees    The loans were never enough    The credit cards are calling your bluff    Hold your hand, cut them up, move away    Or you'll be paying them off until your kids grow up    And do the same       There's no more running water    Wrapping presents in the dark    Move into your car    Change where you park    Too bad that job caroling department stores fell through    But the new year is right in front of you       Cry into your Christmas cake    Don't know what else to do    Don't know what else to do    (Fa la la fa la la la la)       I fear I'm going deaf    I've got some sense left    Give up some more to be with you    (Oh)    Because what good is seeing if love's not looking back at you?   (Ah)   And what good is feeling if my hands aren't touching you?       And another angel came down    He was wearing only a cloud    He said, "Sew up the bad that you've done   Tomorrow, Christmas day comes"   (Christmas day)      Cry into your Christmas cake    Don't know what else to do    Cry into your Christmas cake    Don't know what else to do    The new year's right in front of you    (Fa la la fa la la la la)