Papillon busted free   Though it took him until he was sixty-three   And nobody cared about the goddamned inquiry   And Daga stayed on the farm   Though he found no cause for alarm   It was a hell of a swim, but he still had two good arms      Gorillas are for eating   Don't you know it's true?   I fell in love with you   And don't you think it's sad?   Because here we both stand   Amidst the wreckage of our past      And I'll spend the day with you   We'll meet at your house after two   You're the most exhausting girl I ever knew   And when you let me leave, I'll go   I'll let you get back to your phone   You mean well, Mel, but you're all talk and no show      Pick you lips until they're bleeding   Don't you know I fell?   The lair of the queer devil   Is deeper than you thought   The computer's still on   And the webpage is alt.com      And I hope you'll come back soon   And I feel like a million bucks today, a million bucks today   Because I know it can only go up from here   Because she says it's so much better after all      After all we been through   I can't get my mind off of you   It's a hell of a way to spend the whole day through   And you left your name on the bar   You hopped in your little brown car   You moved in with Gramps and you got yourself a job      And the room is slowly sinking   But I can play guitar   And Morgan, you're so far   Away from me tonight   And I'll try to make it right   By putting you in this here song      Oh, yeah   Okay   Okay, wait   Oh my God, Blake   That's what she said   In bed      Papillon busted free   We watched him at 4:53   And I'm glad you chose to spend the night with me