im gettin married to my pickup truck   it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck   it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer   or want a divorce   it doesn't care if I stay out late   it doesn't bitch about the money i make   we'll be together till the end   it won't sleep with my best friend   im gonna get down on one knee   and ask my truck if it'll marry me   i'll never drive another car   we'll honeymoon at the titty bar   we're gonna have the time of our life   the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife   you think im crazy, but listen to this   i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no   wedding ring won't cost me a buck   when I get married to my pickup   pickup truck