dear penis, i don't think i like you anymore   you used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor   oh dear penis i dont like you anymore   it used to be you n me a paper towel and a dirty magazine,   thats all we needed to get by   now it seems things have changed and i think you're the one to blame    dear penis i dont like you anymore      he sings:   dear rodney i dont think i like you anymore   cause when you get to drinking you put me places i've never been before   dear rodney i dont like you anymore   why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship   and come to terms with truly how we feel   if we put our heads together we'd just stay on forever    dear penis i think like you after all