Dear Penis,  I don't think I like you anymore,  You used to watch me shave,  Now all u do is stare at the floor.  Oh dear Penis,  I don't like you anymore.    It used to be you and me,  A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,  That's all we needed to get by.  Now it seems things have changed,  I think that you're the one to blame.  Dear Penis,  I don't like you anymore.    Now he says    Dear Rodney,  I don't think I like you anymore,  'Cause when u get to drinkin'  You put me places I've never been before.  Dear Rodney,  I dont like you anymore.    Why can't we just get a grip,  On our man to hand relationship.  Come to terms with truly how we feel.  If we put our heads together,  We'd just stay home forever.  Dear Penis,  I think I like you after all.    Oh and Rodney,  While yer shavin',  Shave my balls.    these lyrics are submitted by GDVO