Well you can tell ev'rybody   Down in ol' Frisco   Tell 'em   Tiny Montgomery says hello      Now ev'ry boy and girl's   Gonna get their bang   'Cause Tiny Montgomery's   Gonna shake that thing   Tell ev'rybody   Down in ol' Frisco   That Tiny Montgomery's comin'   Down to say hello      Skinny Moo and   Half-track Frank   They're gonna both be gettin'   Outa the tank   One bird book   And a buzzard and a crow   Tell 'em all   That Tiny's gonna say hello      Scratch your dad   Do that bird   Suck that pig   And bring it on home   Pick that drip   And bake that dough   Tell 'em all   That Tiny says hello      Now he's king of the drunks   An' he squeezes, too   Watch out, Lester   Take it, Lou   Join the monks   The C.I.O.   Tell 'em all   That Tiny Montgomery says hello      Now grease that pig   And sing praise   Go on out   And gas that dog   Trick on in   Honk that stink   Take it on down   And watch it grow   Play it low   And pick it up   Take it on in   In a plucking cup   Three-legged man   And a hot-lipped hoe   Tell 'em all   Montgomery says hello      Well you can tell ev'rybody   Down in ol' Frisco   Tell 'em all   Montgomery says hello