I think I'll try my luck at Flo and Normandie   And have some dude beat the living shit    Out of me,   Well he haunts me; he taunted me   And I just found out that he's been set   Free.      So I'll go and tell my girlfriend I think she's   Ugly.   We've had a few kids and she's getting    Kinda pudgy.   I'll tease her, please her, and then I'm   Gonna leave her   And I'll go and find me a new girl until she   Bugs me.      Chorus:   Because they know I want you,   Know I need you   Know I won't go a day without you   And only you can know what you're doing   To me   ...so good afternoon      I think I'll go and take my snake down for   Animal testing   Where they lay me down and injecting my    While I'm resting.   They starve me, carve me, stitch me up,   They scar me up   And when I wake up with cancer, they give   Me their blessing.      Chorus      You and I, we shine and I feel you   Coming down my way   ...So good afternoon      I like to get laid so I became a musician,   And I'm an expert in humanity by my own    Admission.   I'm kind, I'm signed, I'm a legend in my own   Mind   And I'll tell you I'm god herself if you   Promise to listen   ...You promised.      Chorus