she said, "Who answered the phone?   I don't understand I thought you'd be alone   Tonight."   I said, "The girl who lives here,   Said the band could stay if we bought the beer."   She said, "I don't like the sound of that,   Tell me what she looks like - thin or fat?:   I said, "I can't really say,   What does it matter anyway?"      I said, "it's good to hear you voice,   I really do miss you but we made the right    Choice."   She said, "I hope you're eating well and   Living here without you is living through    Hell."   I said, "I may be home early   Be a few days till I know for surely."   "Shirley!, is that her name?   Is she in love and do you feel the same?"   No, I don't feel the same      Chorus"      I cannot find a way to make peace with   You today.   So where will we be tomorrow?      So I busted my ass to make it home and   When I got there - she wasn't alone   She said, "You're home so soon,   I didn't get a chance to clean the room."   I said, "...forget this house...   Road cheese calls both man and mouse."   She said, "don't end it this way,   I really did miss you everyday   ...well...almost everyday...in every way."      chorus