I threw out a stupid common paperweight   And it went out into the country   To a place where other solid objects lie around   Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there   And when I die, it will still be somewhere      Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that      A man once took a very famous photograph   Went in books and even lectures   Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness   Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub   He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub      Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that      Scientists have recently just found out   About a fish they didn't know of   That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas   It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while   Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles      Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that   Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that