Brad:    She is the queen, oh yeah, alright   Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright      Ellen:    It's not that I'm so tricky   It's not that I'm so dumb   It's not that I'm a filter queen   That sucks up all the scum      Put two and two together   Put on a little salt and pepper, baby   Put two and two together   Put on a little salt and pepper    Let's have a little get-together, baby      We played some little tricks   And told some stupid lies   I've spent some time with filter queens   And baked some apple pies      Put two and two together   Put on a little salt and pepper, baby   Put two and two together   Put on a little salt and pepper    Let's have a little get-together, baby      Brad:    She is the queen, oh yeah, alright   Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright      Ellen:   I like the smell of your upholstery   I like the polish on your hood   So flip the switch on this filter queen   And I'll do what I do so good      Put two and two together   Put on a little salt and pepper, baby   Put two and two together   Put on a little salt and pepper    Let's have a little get-together, baby      Brad:    She is the queen, oh yeah, alright   Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright      Ellen:   Put two and two together   Put on a little salt and pepper, baby   Put two and two together   Put on a little salt and pepper    Let's have a little get-together, baby