I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...   I'm countin' the cattle   Just to check if there alive   I'm countin' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10   I'm countin' the cattle once again.      Well, the first little cow   She went for a climb, fell off the   Mountain - and then we were 9   The second little cow, she went out   For a date   Discovered it was Wolfie   And then we were 8      I'm countin'...      Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks   - Met some horny bulls   And now I'm only countin' 6      Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key   The're hanging at the butchers   And I'm only counting 3      I'm countin'...      Well the 8·9 said: - We're never havin'   Fun!! They packed their things   And left! And I'm only countin'   1!!      Well here we are   Me and Molly   She is brown-spottet, cheerful   And she is jolly   Our son is a muuhtant   - But who gives a damn   - I mean, when the folks   Downtown, calls us:   Mister and mam!!      I'm counting...