My kitchen floor started crackin'   And out jumped a man   Big, red & horny   I was shakin' the devil's hand   You got a hell of a reputation   And thats the name of my game   And Ive been diggin' all night   Coz I heard your name   Got a mean main reason have no fear   But first we'll play some poker   And have a warm beer   Lets play a little poker   And have a nize hot beer      I will smash your windows n burn your mail   I tied 10 knots on the devils tail   I can eat a horse even chew a nail   I tied 10knots on the devils tail   D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail   Coz I tied 10 knots on the devils tail   Hes the toughest man & he cant fail   But I tied 10 knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil      I sat down to the table   With the man that I once feared   He was drinkin hummin drinkin   And ascratchin' his beard   So we drank for about a fortnight   It seemed like some stupid test   Still I was sittin upright   Doing the things that I do best   But the poor devil looked a mess      I will smash your windows...      He was red   He seemed kinda pale   Then I tied 10 knots on the devils tail   I dumped him in his hole   Heard the echoes of his scream   Hey boyscout from below   Now tell me who's mean!      I won't smash your windows...      I'm so rough I spent summer in jail   'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devils tail   I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale   But I tied 10 knots on the devils tail