Hey folks, believe in me   Coz I'm a disciple can't you see   Avoid the horrors of the big microwave   The instant dinner for the man in the cave   I'm sure the lord will forgive you your faults   U just give me your gold & follow my call   I'm one hell of a kid   I'm Gods favorite      Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal   He is my master & he taught me to steal   Yeah, me & the lord got this 50/50 split   Coz the old man says I'm one hell of a kid   Yeah, the old man says I'm one hell of a kid   I must be God's favorite   Yeah I'm God's favorite      I'm son of the creator   I make a blind man hear   Now you just open your purse feel the lord's near   Coz he knows your world It's written down in his book   & I'm his clerk & I know what you took   So see u next time at the Jesus-show®   Where blessings are costly & you can't say no      Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal   He is my master & he taught me to steal   Yeah, me & the lord...      Hey folks listen to me   I'm one of God's boys can't you see?   I got the answers and you will seek em   Remember the dollars u saved over this weekend   Sins for free but it costs to confess   So your life lately has it been a mess   Coz we got your record & we know what u did      Coz me & the lord ...      U know me & big G don't give blessings for free   Gimme what u got or come down where it's hot   I can rap with Saint Peter & tell what u did