Aw, just get hip to the rhythm,   And let the rhythm take you away   Don't get bored or excited,   Look at ol' Dean Martin's face      It's an easy breezy motion,   That's the way to make it all good   And you'll be a mighty swinger,   Just the same as Tiger Woods      I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Don't ya get me? Understood?      I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Oh, last I checked it all, in fact, was good      Do you wanna keep 'em straight when you hit 'em?   And put your big drive in the fairway?   Knock 'em flat when you tip your hat   To the chippies when they look blasé      Nothin's too outrageous,   And you got me in a real good mood   'Cause I'm a swanky New York Yankee,   With a can-do attitude!      I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Don't ya get me? Understood?      I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Aw, last I checked it all, in fact, was good      Aw, swing it, brother!      Oh, back to back   Side to side   Swing attack, mama,   Glide, brother, glide...   Back to back   Side to side   Swing attack!      I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Don't ya get me? Understood?      I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing   The whole enchilada   The big swing   Aw, last I checked it all, in fact   Last I checked it all, in fact,   Last I checked it all, in fact, was good!      Swing the damn club...