yeah   so theres this kid   that i know   and he tries so hard    to find love   and get the girl   but he never does.      so theres this girl that he knows   and she told him things   she knew would never get played out   and she told him lies to not    dash his heat and feelings for her to pieces   and when she stopped lying   he cried for her   and his computer screen said "im sorry"    and he still cried.      then there was this girl   that this kid really liked   and he tried to get close to her   and she pushed him away   after letting him know she liked him.   and he didnt know why   because this kid i know   he doesnt know shit about girls.   at all.   and he found it was trite to fight his feelings   because he was in love again   but the girl left   and then showed back up   and he thought he had a shot at happiness   and he did   untill another kid showed up.   and he realized that it was useless   even though he was in love.      and then there was this girl   who this kid was in love love with    since the 1st grade   and this girl was everything to the kid   and she didnt know that.   but the girl flirted to much   with other guys,   so the kid ended it   for a time   and then came back   because he realized a bowling alley   was as good a place as any   for a storybook hookup   and The Ataris played "giving up on love" in the backround   and the kid knew it was too good to be true   and something was too good   bacause the girl didnt call    and the kid began to worry   then one day he got a call   and breakup was the topic of conversation   but for the other girl it wasnt a breakup   because she already had a "guy" lined up   and the kid who would have done anything   found out he wouldnt fight for    something as meanignless as a    girl.      so once there was this girl   that this kid i knew really cared about.   and the girl was really good for the kid at the time   and there may have been love in it.   but i never asked the kid    and he never told me.   and as they began their lift   every weekend   he realized he couldnt keep up   she was too wild   and he wanted her bad   to stop what they were doing   so he could remain happy with her   but she couldnt (or wouldnt)   so he couldnt either.   and he left her, cold turkey   and with the cold of winter ending...the girl was gone.      so this kid i know   he hasnt told me his whole story yet   and he hasnt let me in on what he really wants   or how he plans on getting it.   but now he is so glad   that he knows the truth   that girls are mean,   they are fucking evil.   but he has to keep on looking for    one that isnt.