Friends sing together   Friends do things together   Friends laugh together   Friends make graphs together      Friends help you when you're in danger   Friends are people who are not strangers   Friends help you shift into a new place   And tell you if you've got food on your face      Friends are the ones on who you can depend   He's my friend, he's not my friend   Friends are the ones who are there in the end   He's my friend, they're not my friends      If you trip over I'll catch your fall   If you kick my dick I won't break your balls   If you get drunk and vomit on me   I'll make sure you get home safely      If you crossed the road and a truck struck you   I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you   I'll cheer you up if you're depressed   If you get murdered I'll avenge your death      Friends walk together   Pop and lock together   Me and him together   Me and Jim forever      Friends go jogging at the track   Friends borrow money, never pay you back   Friends do not let friends do crack   Friends go out and grab a snack      Friends drink beer in the sun   Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one   Friends tell you when your fly's undone   Murray, your fly's undone      My Uncle John had a special friend   They dressed alike, his name was Ben   I've never seen two friends like them   They were very very friendly men      Friends, friends, friends...