J: Ooohhh....ooooh....   I just wanna, I just wanna   B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World   J: Oh yes (J)   B: Just wanna do somethin' special   J: Ah (J)   B: For all the Ladies in the world   J: Is that possible? (J)   B: And the gir-rls   Don't forget them girls   J: Caribbean   B: (Ladies)   J: Parisian   B: (Ladies)   J: Bolivian   B: (Ladies)   J: Namibian   B: (Ladies)   J: Eastern Indochinian   B: (Ladies)   J: Republic of Dominican   B: (Ladies)   J: Amphibian   B: (Ladies)   J: Presbyterian   B: (Ladies)   J: Outta sight   B: Amazin' ladies   J: Late night   B: Hard workin' ladies   J: Erudite   B: Brainy ladies   J: Hermaphrodite   B: Lady-man-ladies   J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies   With your sexy lady bits   And your sexy man bits too   Even you must be in to you ooo ooo   B+J: All the ladies in the world   I wanna get next to you   Show you some gratitude   By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...   B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld   Put down his weapon and picked up a woman   What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...   B+J: Redheads not warheads   Blondes not bombs   We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets   J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's   When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?   B: I have a vision and all I can see   Is all of you with 'a all of me   In a world of peace and harmony   Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y   J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam   And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm   I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small   I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...   B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...