Girl, I'm gonna take the month of August off   Just to get you off   I'm freaky   I'm gonna clear the table top   We're gonna need a mop   I'm Freaky      Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat    And then we can float in a moat and be freaky   Freak-ay      Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey   Stick some money to the honey   Now I'm covered in money, honey       I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the glass   You can act like you don't know me      I'll take a cup and then I'll put it on my head   And I'll just stand there bein' freaky with a cup on my head      I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky, baby)   You didn't believe me (Don't look at me)   I told you I was freaky (Hey look at me)   Girl, let's get freaky       Let's make two life size cardboard cut outs of our bodies    And then pose them into sensual positions      I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin    Stand against the wallpaper and get up like chameleons      I flip some clips on my lips    I clip some chips to your hips    I nibble chips off your hips   And watch the moon eclipse      I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree   You can be a squirrel and store my nuts for me      I told you I was freaky (He told you he was freaky, baby)   You didn't believe me (Take that off)   I told you I was freaky (Put this on)   Girl, I do this shit weekly      Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers    And make some homemade wings    Gonna fly so high with makeshift pillow wings   Girl, can you believe we're flyin' with homemade pillow wings   Ahhh      Oww Ow   Oww Ow Oww      I told you I was freaky, baby   I told you I was freaky, baby