DEAD GIRLFRIENDS CAN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU!   DEAD GIRLFRIENDS CAN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU!   DEAD GIRLFRIENDS CAN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU!   DEAD GIRLFRIENDS CAN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU!      Yesterday you said you need to talk   You're leaving me and it's all my fault   But I won't let you go   I've got a secret, something you don't know   In my closet I've got an axe,   Once you're gone, there's no coming back   Call me filthy, nothing's new   But dead girls can't break up with you      I just need someone to hold   I don't care if her skin is cold   Life's more fun, when she's dead   Shags real well, but she can't give head   Your screams can't make me deaf   Because there's nothing left