All rise!   Satan, you have been charged with the following crimes against humanity:   distrust among friends   corruption of innocence   destruction of morality   perversion of integrity   hatred in society   How do you plead?      I plead not guilty (not guilty)   I took no part   It's your greed   Human greed      Why is it that you're after me?   Is it because that you yourself can see   all of the pain that you put your friends through   far more offensive than anything I would do   I went on vacation, said say what   I'll let you guys go out and have all the fun   I like my mischief every now and then    but you're the ones responsible for how it's been      I wish I could take credit for this mess you're in   All rise!   Jury, how do you find the defendant on the following charges   distrust among friends   corruption of innocence   destruction of morality   perversion of integrity   hatred in society   And the verdict will be:   Guilty as charged (x3)   Sentenced to hang      The Devil is dead (x8)   Evil is dead!