"Francis!   Francis! Be careful!"      Trying so hard to keep up with the Joneses   Running a rat racing won by our noses   Always put one foot in front of the other   And dance to the beat of the dacadent drummer      Just buy a brand new pair of Fred Astaire shoes   Climbing to the top, never gonna stop   It's the same old song and one two three and dec-a-dance      Dance, dance   Dance, dance   Dancing to the dacadence dance, dance   Everybody decadancing   Dancing to the decadence   Dancing to the decadence dance      It's hard to stop once the music gets started   'Til the soles of your feet harden up like your heart did   Stepping in line with the sign of the timer   Seduced by the tune of the decadent dancer      Just buy a brand new pair of Fred Astaire shoes   Climbing to the top, never gonna stop   It's the same old song and one two three and dec-a-dance      Dance, dance   Dance, dance   Dancing to the dacadence dance, dance   Everybody decadancing   Dancing to the decadence   Dancing to the decadence dance