Let me introduce you to my time machine   See my suped up bird spread her golden wings   Going back in black through my neighbourhood   My main street middle class Hollywood      Jenny’s all jet-set Purple Rain cassette   Looking like she was the queen of the 80’s      And if knew back then   What I know right now   Yeah you know I’d be the king of the ladies   If I knew back then   What I know right now   You know I’de be the king of the ladies   And if knew back then   What I know right now   There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes      Just an average Joe making minimum wage   Burger flipping on the beach   Instead of hitting the wave   When the girls walk by with their copper tone tan   Sucker punching the clocks, stop working for the man   Well there ain’t no cure for the summertime blues   Oh Candy, oh would you save me?      And if knew back then   What I know right now   Yeah you know I’d be the king of the ladies   If I knew back then   What I know right now   You know I’de be the king of the ladies   And if knew back then   What I know right now   There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes      If I knew back then   What I know right now   You know I’de be the king of the ladies   And if knew back then   What I know right now   There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes      I walked up to the dance in the high school gym   This girl with drop-dead legs, I’m moving in   You know must have been the Dj spinning Billie Jean   I tapped Nikki on the shoulder told dance with me   It’s like that scene from Grease   The way we bumped to the beat   I had the girl give me the slip   She got away from me      Cos if I knew back then   What I know right now   You know I’de be the king of the ladies   If I knew back then   What I know right now   You know I’de be the king of the ladies   And if knew back then   What I know right now   There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes   If I knew back then   What I know right now   You know I’de be the king of the ladies   And if knew back then   What I know right now   There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes   If I knew back then   What I know right now   You know I’de be the king of the ladies   And if knew back then   What I know right now   There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes   If I knew back then   What I know right now   You know I’de be the king of the ladies   And if knew back then   What I know right now   There’d be no ifs, and buts and no maybes