I don't understand    Why are you being so mean?    You're mean mean man       [Chorus]    You are just jealous of me    Cuz you, you just can't do what I do    So instead of just admitting it    You walk around and say    All kinds of really mean things    About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie    But it's only cuz you're    Just really jealous of me    Cuz I'm what you want to be    So you just look like an idiot    When you say these mean things    Cuz it's too easy to see    You're just a really big weenie, big weenie       [Verse 1]    Alright listen, I need you to focus    I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important    We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts    I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment    Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them    You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis    For the next four and a half minutes    We are going to explore into your mind    To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous    Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?    Hippity ga-ga boo-boo    Psych, I'm kidding    I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'    Ok, now I need your undivided attention    Sir I have a question    Why do I always sense this undeniable tension    From the moment that I enter into the room    It gets all quiet and whispers    Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?    I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me    Is it just because       [Chorus]   You are just jealous of me    Cuz you, you just can't do what I do    So instead of just admitting it    You walk around and say    All kinds of really mean things    About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie    But it's only cuz you're    Just really jealous of me    Cuz I'm what you want to be    So you just look like an idiot    When you say these mean things    Cuz it's too easy to see    You're just a really big weenie, big weenie       [Verse 2]    Alright now I, I just flubbed a line    I was going to say something extremely important    But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up    Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't    That's just what you wanted to hear from me    Is that I fucked up ain't it?    But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper    It doesn't take a bunch of takes    Or me to stand here in this booth all day    For me to say the truth, ok?    You're droolin, you have tooth decay    Your mouth is open, you're disgusting    What the fuck you eat for lunch    A bunch of sweets or something, what?    You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?    Your tooth is rotten to the gum    Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?   Yes I do sir, what am I on?   You sir are on truth syrum   Marshall I'm so jealous of you   Please say you won't tell nobody    I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified    That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying    All these terrible, evil and awful mean things    It's my own insecurity!       [Chorus]   You are just jealous of me    Cuz you, you just can't do what I do    So instead of just admitting it    You walk around and say    All kinds of really mean things    About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie    But it's only cuz you're    Just really jealous of me    Cuz I'm what you want to be    So you just look like an idiot    When you say these mean things    Cuz it's too easy to see    You're just a really big weenie, big weenie      [Verse 3]    Alright now we, we're going to conduct    That experiment that we were talking about earlier    Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy    Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?    Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?    Wait, let me put these sun glasses on    Now look in this mirror, how about now?    What do you have in common?    You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em    You look like I sound like singing about weenies    Now take my weenie out of your mouth    This is between me and you, I know you're not happy    I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying    Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying    There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is    Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges    Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless    Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous    My point is this    That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink    Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...       [Chorus]   You are just jealous of me    Cuz you, you just can't do what I do    So instead of just admitting it    You walk around and say    All kinds of really mean things    About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie    But it's only cuz you're    Just really jealous of me    Cuz I'm what you want to be    So you just look like an idiot    When you say these mean things    Cuz it's too easy to see    You're just a really big weenie, big weenie