Hi!   Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face   Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase   I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly   Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling   with a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple   I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple (hurry up!)   Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure   that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her   I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months   and said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?"   The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell   I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell   I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphillis germs   and I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns   I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach   and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (yuck!)   (Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet   If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it   And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it   Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it      Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan   for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin   is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?   Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!   Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan   for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin   is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?   Is fuckin crazy      I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin   I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym   I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias   to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens   A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium   than a maniac Saudi Arabian   A highly combustible head, spazmatic   strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed   Laid up in the hospital in critical condition   I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician   High speed, IV full of thai weed   Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese   twins, joined at the groin like lesbians   Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins   I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends   on if I keep on killin my girlfriends      Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan   for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin   is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?   Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!   Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan   for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin   is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?   Is fuckin crazy      Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust   and got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed   (Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say   I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play   I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day   of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH)   Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin   Medicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine   Scratched my balls til I shredded skin   "Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been"   "It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then   I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows   that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos   So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats   and pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus   Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded   My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it   Damn!