Doctor Rey wakes up.   Picks up his case and his coat.   And with any luck,   He'll be on the next train home today.   I can't wait.      Many years ago   he became the talk of the town.   Everyone I know   has had the doctor around   Oh yes, he's the best.         (Chorus)   Think of all the money he makes.   You'll be poor but you won't be sorry.   You don't have to know what he takes, but    Overnight you will owe your life    to Doctor Rey   So go on, call the doctor.         Some people say   He's nothing more than a crook.   All along the way   he's broken every rule in the book.   But oh, you can't say no.         (Chorus)         (Instrumental Break)         (Chorus)   Think of all the money he makes.   You'll be poor but you won't be sorry.   You don't have to know what he takes, but    Overnight you will owe your life    to Doctor Rey   So go on,..      Think of all the money he makes.   You'll be poor but you won't be sorry.   You don't have to know what he takes, but    Overnight you will owe your life    to Doctor Rey   Doctor Rey   Doctor Rey   (Somebody call the doctor)   Doctor Rey