What's the deal with Ted? Why'd he shave his head?    Where did he get his brand new swastika?   Did he buy their bit, take the counterfeit?   Eat the hate that only made him get sicker?   He's with a gang now, you'll find them hanging out   By the phones in front of 7-11   Don't look at them too long, keep walking past the throng   Ready to throw down as long as there is more of them   To join their crew ain't hard, they accept any 'tard   Just so long as he is a caucasian   Essential #2: Hate people not like you   Because of beliefs or of their colorization   Some people shave their heads, Doc Martens replace Keds   Just because they like that good punk rock music   Then there's the other kind, racist because they're blind   Brainwashed and weak and i just wanna go be sick      What do you think makes you better?   What do you gain?   You shaved your head way too close pal   And cut off half of your brain      Somewhere back up the line, someone put alkaline   Into his cup of milk of human kindness   Caused him to deviate, traded his sense for hate   And now he wallows in a big pit of blindness