Vladimir Lenin had a stoic jaw line    But he got very bored of that and this    He got bored of the old folks and their troubles    Then he got bored stiff of rigormortis    Vlad had a bad cold and he sneezed    His union preserved him but his mother knew    No matter how hard you kick the bucket son,    It will survive you       ...and the people roared    "Long live the dead guy!"    He's had a great life and I want my slice    ...and the people roared    "Long live the dead guy!"    He's had a great life and I want my slice       If the guards aren't watching I'll get a piece to call mine    Cause he looks so nice in double-breasted formaldehyde    Like Dionysus or Jesus Christ    Very good looking and great with rice    We rushed passed the guards as we were on the make    It was Vlad under glass-- there was nothing to take    We went home disappointed and baked a cake    In the likeness of Vlad and we ate and we ate       ...and the people roared    "Long live the dead guy!"    He's had a great life    and I want my slice    ...and the people roared    "Long live the dead guy!"    He's had a great life and I want my slice       Vlad had a gift for luck of action    He had violence in frowns and a nice green suit    Saw-dust for a heart and a formaldehyde brain    But the envy of everyone just the same    He put it to the czar and his family    With grace of genius and executioner's style    His friend and his comrades they all knew    They needed a great one and he would do       ...and the people roared    "Long live the dead guy!"    He's had a great life   and I want my slice    ...and the people roared    "Long live the dead guy!"    He's had a great life and I want my slice