My buddy Zeke is my buddy's freak and he's about to pop out in about a week    When Zeke popped out, nurse slapped him-whack- that good ol' boy done slapped her back   When Zekes around, you'll know it's him by his funky walk and his upside grin    Carvin' his name in all the doors, spittin up his slurpee all over the floor    Flickin' them boogers up off the wall his poop is art, hangin in the hall    Zekes favorite food, if you please is uncooked gravel and cottage cheese       a fish a fish whoa no no no...ain't got no biz   Red and Yellow one swim on the top    blue and black one get down on the bottom       Whenever they take him out to eat, spittin up his food, onto my seat    The boy's got sghetti comin out his nose, sports Joey's cheecks, Irish as a rose    On his high chair he juggles jello at one-foot-three, he's a very fine fellow       a fish a fish yeah yeah yeah yeah   Red and Yellow one swim on the top    blue and black one get down on the bottom       Rotund mushtahed with a baseball cap, throwin green beans up at his pap   The little man love his prune cake bread, paint his sister blue from toe to head    Dancin around, arms in the air, holdin a plate with a donut there    Paisely pooper, custom chocolate swirl    ...but what if Zeke turns out to be a girl...