At the pub or at the bar or at the club you know they are having a few, getting drunk with the crew.   That's the job of the PDC    If you want to be their friend, you'll grab the brew from the girl at the end.   Never too much to get them fucked up   For a man of the PDC, I dunno exactly what it means, but the more they drink the cooler they seem   To the chosen few, who unite through the brew, take pride in the PDC   Soon they'll start to dance around   When they hear their song they'll sing out loud   So hum along. If it's your song, sing along with the PDC   When it comes toward the end of the night, and they get so drunk that they start a fight   Take in respect, the alcohol's in effect   They're drunk as the PDC   But soon enough they'll fall on their face   Then on their ass   But they're not in disgrace   They keep it true to what they do   They're the men of the PDC    And ya hear 'em saying, "Come get drunk with me, I'm a PDC"