Hey little boy are you ready for this?   A little toy gun through a magic trick   Look in my van, won't you come inside?   There are plenty of places for you to hide   Don't tell your mom and don't tell your dad   For some strange reason they would be mad   Hey little boy, are you ready for me?   'Cause I got something I would like you to see   Don't talk to strangers, as eager as they seem to please   Every day about the same ol' time    I cruise the same ol' blocks   Commit the same ol' crimes   Looking for kids to call my own   So I can sweeten them up, then take them home   Why don't you hop in my pool?   It's nice and cool inside   No reason to run   No reason to hide   Hey little boy, are you ready for me?   'Cause I got something I would like you to see