[whisper]    Here you go motherfuckers...       Do you want to come to a party    My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30    This things at a frat house but the people are cool there    Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there    Would be someone there who would catch my attention    I wasn't out searching for love or affection    So I paid my three and the girls got in free    Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party       And then in the backyard some terrible ska band    Someone in the background was doing a keg stand    This place is so lame all these girls look the same    All thse guys have no game I wish I would have stayed    In my bed back at home watching TV alone    Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone    Far from people I hate down from anywhere state    Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party       And then I saw her standing there    With green eyes and long blond hair    She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that    She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun    Maybe we'd watch the sun rise    But that night I learned some girls try too hard    Some girls try too hard    Some girls try too hard to impress    With the way that they dress    With those things on their chests    And the things they suggest to me       I couldn't believe what this lady was saying    The names she was dropping the games she was playing    She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys    How she's down with the Iwise well constructed disguise    Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this    Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless    So I said I'd call her but never would bother    Until I got turned down by another girl at a party       So when you see her standing there    With green eyes and long blonde hair    She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover    This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun    You should just turn and run    Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard    Some girls try too hard    And some girls try too hard to impress    With the way that they dress    With those things on their chest    And the things they suggest to me