Got a lotta' heart ache    He's a fuckin' weasel    His issues make my mind ache    Wanna make a deal       'Cause I love your little motions    You do with your pigtails    What a nice creation    Worth another night in jail       He's a player, diarrhea giver    Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer    I'd like to find him Friday night    Hanging out with mom, trying on his father's tights       Life just sucks, I lost the one    I'm giving up, she found someone    There's plenty more    Girls are such a drag       So all you little ladies    Be sure to choose the right guys    You'll come back to me maybe    I'll shower you with lies       Got a lotta heart ache    He's a fuckin' weasel    Decisions make my mind ache    Wanna make a deal       Ease away the problems and the pain    The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream    All along, you wish that she would stay    Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah       He's a player, diarrhea giver    Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer    I'd like to find him Friday night    Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights       Life just sucks, I lost the one    I'm giving up, she found someone    There's plenty more    Girls are such a drag       Fuck this place, I lost the war    I hate you all, your mom's a whore    Where's my dog?    'Cause girls are such a drag