I love the way she plays her guitar   I love the fact that she says 'Be who you are'   I wanna take her on a date   My three small words would never ever ever be too late      I've never met a girl like her before   Because she doesn't exist in my world      I'd never have to pretend to be nice to you   I can see you anyway that you want me to   I guess I'll have to keep on playing my guitar   Because I'm never gonna meet my favorite rock star      The most jerkin' girl that I've ever seen   Goes by the name of Josephine   I guess I'll never ever see   Because she will never ever be      I know one thing   Yeah you can surely bet   If there's a sequel   You know I'm gonna crash the set!