She takes her place up by the mic.   Everyone knows she'll be there all night   No one can stop her, no one will try.   We all know she'd only stop if she was to die.   She gets all caught up in her song.   You know the one, it's always long.   Why can't someone else have a turn.   She'd never stop, even if the house was to burn.   Sometimes I wonder why she just won't stop.   At this point I'd have more fun with the mop.   Sometimes I ask God why?   it's been so long I want to cry.   She'll never step down and she's only nineteen.   But she's already been crowned the karaoke queen.