Jakes my man,my main squeeze    I'm so good at English, it brings him to his knees    He sits behind me looking hot, I hope nobody tries to take his spot    If only I knew how to cook    I could invite him for dinner and we could study our English book    If I had his picture I'd hang it on my wall    I hope I run into him tommorow at the mall    He's so hot he is on fire    He's my english boy, my desire    Come and take me you manly stud    I'm waiting for you in the tub    I dream about you all day long    Thats mainly why Jen wrote this lame-ass song   But today I found out terrible news   In the battle for Jakes heart I lose   My Jake has already found a fair maiden   But alas it's okay I'll always have Hayden   If things with Hayden should go Bad   Don't worry I still have my Brad   If Brad turns out to be Insane   Well then there is always Shane   If Shane should ever treat me poorly   I will just have to marry Orli