Hey there Alecia sit down, you need a lesson   -Don't make me pull out my smith and wesson      I'm your friend so listen hard   -Or you might not get a birthday card      Theres a few things I should tell you   -Before you turn fifteen and go off into the blue      I did some things that where not smart   -So listen up, I want you to have a good start      Don't drink and drive, don't do drugs   -And if you date, don't date any thugs      Should you not listen and be bad   -I hope you'll know I'll be very mad      Don't take anything from a stranger   -Your parents warned you of this danger      Walk in groups don't go alone   -Get a calling card, or a cellphone      Don't try to fool me I know your smart   -I don't want to catch you hanging out in front of Walmart      Don't hang all over and touch boys   -Keep the music down, dont make too much noise      Do your homework, get good grades   -So that one day you can afford to get us maids      Go to college, don't take a break   -You don't want to live in a van by the lake      Take your time your in no hurry   -Just be a kid, one day it will all seem blurry      Remeber were all watching you   -Don't do anything I wouldn't do      Call me if you need me, I'll be right here   -But don't call me if you want me to buy you beer.      I know I lecture, buts it's because I care   -So don't try any immature stuff or I'll pull your hair