If Reagan had been a great actor, and won the academy award   There'd be no Iran Contra and maybe no Karl Rove   If Hitler had been a great painter, hung out with Pablo in France   There would be no history channel, and I'd have a lot more great aunts      If George had stayed in baseball, and really lived his dream   Became the great commissioner; we wouldn't be in this mess   God bless the old US,      Put him in the hall of fame   Out of the house of shame   Get George Bush out of the white house and   Put him in the hall of fame      Well he could, conspire, start a secret war   Against the liberal NY Yankees with Cheney and Pete rose   Overlook the steroids and bring back shoeless Joe   And Halliburton Stadium would be a beauty to behold      If George had stayed in baseball, and really lived his dream   Became the great commissioner, we'd be better off today, just let the poor kid play         Put him in the hall of fame   Out of the house of shame   Get George Bush out of the white house and   Put him in the hall of fame