George was at the party in the bathroom with a mirror   Making lines for all the frat boys, all fucked up on German beer   Driving on his way home, he saw the red lights flash   The cop gave him a warning, said "Say hi to your dad"      Twenty-two years later, just across the tracks   Is another boy named George on the corner selling crack   Walking on his way home, he saw the red lights spin   The cop pushed him against the car and bashed his head in      Youthful indiscretions   We all make mistakes   We grow and learn life's lessons   Youthful indiscretions      George went on to college, continued on his way   Still got high and stinking drunk and very average grades   Then he saw a bright light; he said that it was God   I think it was his father and a fancy job      Now back to our other George, who's sitting in a cell   In the company of murderers and rapists bound for hell   And when I light a big fat joint, I thank the Lord up high   That I was born bleach-blonde and white      Youthful indiscretions   We all make mistakes   We grow and learn life's lessons   Youthful indiscretions