By MC Lars, I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who
By MC Lars, Call me Ahab, what? Monomaniac
Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak
On
By MC Lars, La la la la la la la la
La la la
By MC Lars, Lars, you're on in ten minutes, you ready?
I guess but
By MC Lars, MC Lars is more punk than you
Go
Books about Evanescence
(Are not
By MC Lars, My friend Aileen made a time machine
But was keen on
By MC Lars, And people tried to put us down
When iTunes bumped a
By MC Lars, Internet relationships are not real
Your heart, people steal but identities
By MC Lars, The following is an entirely fictional account
Any similarities between people
By MC Lars, Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles
"Marty,
By MC Lars, Move over Kevin Bacon ?cause I?ve got a new game
It?s
By MC Lars, You can take away my space ship
You can take away
By MC Lars, One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show
Hey
By MC Lars, Welcome to Mirrielees Orientation
My name?s Nate and I?ll be your