Lars, you're on in ten minutes, you ready?   I guess but I still gotta write some lyrics   Aiight, just remember, it's crunk night   In that case, I guess it won't be a problem      This popular sub genre is brought to you by materialism   We'd like to thank Bentley, Alize champagne and Sean John clothing   We'd like to thank the record industry for   Marketing hip hop stereotypes to 12 year olds   And a pop culture that unquestioningly consumes   Vapid, superficial entertainment      Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot   Phrase about these haters, I sometimes have to shoot   To rhyme about my clothes, props to my hometown   Lyrics that say nothing 'cause that's how we get down      Phrase about my click, don't step to me punk   Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk   Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way   It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say      Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap   Generic crunk rap, we don't mess around   Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap   Generic crunk rap, you like our dirty sound      Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk   Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk   Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk   Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk      Phrase about my car, Volvo, rhyme about my crew   Rap about how much more crunk I am than you   Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling   Chorus where I scream 'cause I don't know how to sing      Rhyme supporting guns and also drinking 40's   Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties   Rhyme about my doe and then some made up lyrics   Get off the gas you swinger, check the deuce, yo, sabiirit      Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap   Generic crunk rap, we don't mess around   Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap   Generic crunk rap, you like our dirty sound      Buy clothes, get crunk, Hennessey, get crunk   Escalades, get crunk, spend money, get crunk   Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk   Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk      Grandmaster flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop   KRS, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop   Run DMC, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop   But who can argue with the charts when we're sittin' at the top?      Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop   Chuck D, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop   De La Soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop   And we're making so much money that we ain't about to stop      Coca Cola, get crunk, Nike, get crunk   McDonald's, get crunk, Disney, get crunk   Fox Network, get crunk, Armani, get crunk   Gap clothing, get crunk, Mercedes, get crunk      DKNY, get crunk, Courvoisier, get crunk   Prada, get crunk, Wal-Mart, get crunk   Chucky Cheese, get crunk, Ralph Lauren, get crunk   G-Unit sneakers, get crunk, Louis Vuitton, get crunk      I'm just playing, Lil' Jon, you know I love you