If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh Lyrics by MC Lars
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My friend Aileen made a time machine
But was keen on keeping it shiny clean
To travel back in time had always been my dream
So, I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween

AD 33, maybe, you would see me
Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy
You think that?s fresh? Well, just you?d wait
I?d battle rap Chaucer in 1388

I?d tell Lincoln in 1865
Going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise
In 1963, I?d make JFK?s day
I?d say, ?Before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet, okay??

In 2001, I?d make the world alright
I?d go back to 9-11 and cancel all flights
In my time machine, you couldn?t get with me
Because E equals this squared MC

My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E
My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E
Hey, Albert Einstein, throw your hands in the air
Props on that whole 'Theory of Relativity' thing

My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E
My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E
My friend Aileen made a time machine   But was keen on keeping it shiny clean   To travel back in time had always been my dream   So, I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween      AD 33, maybe, you would see me   Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy   You think that?s fresh? Well, just you?d wait   I?d battle rap Chaucer in 1388      I?d tell Lincoln in 1865   Going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise   In 1963, I?d make JFK?s day   I?d say, ?Before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet, okay??      In 2001, I?d make the world alright   I?d go back to 9-11 and cancel all flights   In my time machine, you couldn?t get with me   Because E equals this squared MC      My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E   My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E   Hey, Albert Einstein, throw your hands in the air   Props on that whole 'Theory of Relativity' thing      My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E   My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E