Welcome to Mirrielees Orientation   My name?s Nate and I?ll be your RA for this year   Today we?ll be moving into our dorms and building community   So go get your keys from the main office, come back   And get ready to meet your roommates, alright?      He was the roommate from Hell   He was the roommate from Hell      Satan was my roommate, so junior year was hell   He lacked social skills and had a pungent smell   When your roommate is the Devil it can be extremely whack   Putting posters on the wall of Trapt and Nickelback      Until the break of dawn he?d be mutilating sheep   It?s 4 A.M. Satan, can you please go to sleep?   I can?t have girls over when the dorm smells like sterno   When did room 56 become Dante?s inferno?      He likes death and destruction, I like radio and art   He likes holding down Christians and reading Jean-Paul Sartre   While I?m going to class studying my notes   He?s eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats      He tricks the freshman girls into eating apples   Holding black masses down at the campus chapel   Should have never moved in, wish I were dead   Should have found a place off campus on Craig?s List instead      He was the roommate from Hell, his name is Lucifer   Someone call a priest and bring the crucifer   He was the roommate from Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed   I?m in a satanic panic 'cause he is messing with my head      He was the roommate from Hell, his name is Lucifer   Someone call a priest and bring the crucifer   He was the roommate from Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed   I?m in a satanic panic 'cause he is messing with my head      Yo, pass that giant balloon of helium over here, yo   Okay but, wait, Satan, that?s too much      Boy you need a bitch slap, not my fault we?re mismatched   You geek out over Beakman?s world, I dig on world of Witchcraft   You?re thinking that I?m riff raff, huffing on a dishrag   I am just a player, play Slayer then I kick back      I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open   I come home drunk, make crank calls to Queens and then Hoboken   But college is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin?   If you?re thinking that I?m leaving that I?m thinking that you?re jokin'      I gotta share my bunk with this post punk chump   Calls this place a dumb says, ?You?ve been through my stuff?   I wish you?d go to Hell I say, "Hey that?s where I?m from"   Blasts Death Cab and Devo he?s too emo to get crunk      I was a very nice boss down in Paradise Lost   I had very nice bling 'cause my minions mind floss   To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very high cost   Gotta go do some blow with that ho Kate Moss      He was the roommate from Hell, his name is Lucifer   Someone call a priest and bring the crucifer   He was the roommate from Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed   I?m in a satanic panic 'cause he is messing with my head      Lars you?re causing laughter when you call yourself a rapper dude   How many Dead Milkman albums are there named after you?   I always got beer, I always got weed   Best roommate ever if you?d ever ask me