Jason said he's gonna get you in the bed   But when he does in the morning you'll be dead   Jason can be a friend to the end   She said "Jason close your eyes and count to ten"      I think it's obvious   Jason got real pissed   About all the guys she kissed      We're goin' down, down, down to the ditch   Where she said she hid   What's left of Jason's head      She was out with a guy in her backyard getting high   Jason said he'd drop by   He came over for a swim, he was looking mighty trim   A shot of jealousy stabbed him      And I think it's obvious   Jason got real pissed   About all the guys she kissed      We're goin' down, down, down to the ditch   Where she said she hid   What's left of Jason's head      What's left of Jason's head (x2)      When you wake up with the sun   Your whole world will be undone   Like a bullet in a gun   You'll be waiting to be sprung      Jason's head will not be found   Keep it buried in the ground   Remember, stick to your plan   Wipe the blood off of your hand