The world's full of danger   You do what you can   You feel like a stranger   Like Shaft in Greenland      Travel around and meet all the people   Don't be afraid to touch them lightly   Travel around and meet all the people   Speak to them so politely   Travel around and meet all the people   Work up the nerve to shake their hands   Travel around and meet all the people   See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland      The world is your oyster   So rake in the clams   And have an adventure   Like Shaft in Greenland      Travel around and see the tundra   Don't be afraid to get out of your car   Travel around and see the tundra   A little bit of Shaft goes real far   Travel around and see the tundra   Dig for dinner in the cold, damp sand   Travel around and see the tundra   See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland      He was big and bad, so he traveled to Greenland   He was big and bad, so he traveled to the land of the midnight sun   He was big and bad, so he traveled to Greenland   He was big and bad, so he traveled to a land where it always snowed   And nobody got a tan      The world is a ghetto   A rusted tin can   So pack a stiletto   Like Shaft in Greenland