Went to a party   I danced all night   I had 16 beers   And I started up a fight      But now I'm jaded   You're out of luck   I'm rollin' down the stairs   Too drunk to fuck      Too drunk to fuck   Too drunk to fuck   Too drunk to fuck   I'm too drunk, too drunk, Too drunk   To fuck      I like your stories   I love your gun   Shooting out Truck tires   Sounds like loads and loads of fun      But in my room   Wish you were dead   You bawl like the baby   In Eraserhead      Too drunk to fuck   Too drunk to fuck   Too drunk to fuck   It's all I need right now   Too drunk to fuck      I'm 'bout to drop   My head's a mess   The only salvation is   I'll never see you again      You give me head   It makes it worse   Take out your fuckin' retainer   Put it in your purse      I'm too drunk to fuck   You're too drunk to fuck   Too drunk to fuck   It's all I need right now, oh baby   I'm melting like an ice cream bar   Oh baby      And now I got diarrhea   Too drunk to fuck   Yeah,Yeah   Yeah,Yeah   Yeah,Yeah   Ooooohhh...