Countdown!   Get ready for the blast off!   And don't forget the hype!   We're going into space.   Distinguihed scientists   A pesky senator   And monkey turds leaking from the lab   All brought to us play-by-play by Howard cosell   You're going where no man has gone before   Because we owe you some favors   And besides you're bright   A little too bright   Step one: nator, your vomit,   It's time to analyze it   For the folks back home   Open the hatch, launch the war satellite   That the commies aren't supposed to know about   Our real challenge is to keep it a secret   From the press back home   You're going where no man has gone before   Don't ask us where that is-we have no idea   You're chosen for this great mission   Because you're hearty and strong and make a lot of fuss   Especially around us   We like you better when you're far away   Have you noticed?   You're gong the wrong direction.   We have.   But that's your problem.   We planned it that way   We had to dispose of all of you so   We can spoil the final frontier   How dare you question our Star Wars plans   For the farce that they are?   You're going where no man has gone before   For rocking the boat In our temple of doom   You're on a one-way ticket to Pluto   We wash our hands   Of you and your lost Ark   Don't forget to write...   NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO....