Hey! Yo!   We're the United States Marines   We know you've all been killing each other   For at least two thousand years   But we're here now   To protect the family   Of Christian heroin warlords   Most friendly to the West   So you knock off this fighting   Or we'll tell Mom   Ever notice news   Is taged like TV wrestling shows   With Reagans and Khaddafis cast   As cartoon villains and heroes   Or those wildlife "documentaries"   Where a lion from a zoo   Kills a deer tied down ahead of time   At the perfect camera angle   When lemmings balk at dying for Disney   They're just hurled off the cliff...   We are gathered here today   To take photos of the President   Pretending to mourn these brave young me   Who came home from Beirut   Gift-wrapped in body bags-   A truck bomb blew them to bits   We knew they were sitting ducks   We sacrificed 'em, Aztec style   So we could use their dead meat   To cook up war fever back home   So make sure you take lots of pictures   And slant your news our way   Just like in Wild Kingdom   We first tied down the prey   We want people boiling for revenge   In their living rooms   So we can go play shoot-em-up   Anywhere we choose   And our backers can cash in   Without the public asking questions