Scroda:   Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.   GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty   Your turds have more power than mere human feces   Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces   The Toilet:   Hey! Hey jackass! Yea You!   You got to love me sooo good!   Yea, yea you can depend on me   Depending on,   if my water's on...   Baby, I am the hole   Ahhhhh if you're water-logged...   if my pipe's unglogged...   I am your toilet bowl   I'll suck your soul   Just pay... just pay my shitty toll!   Scroda:   Coated in shit I give all you desire   ahhhh.   Mystical doorway swimming in mire   We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge   Oderus:   It's a door through the plane of fudge   So many times I have found you,   still I always piss on the ground   stop fucking around   Now that I can use you I'm gonna   If you need shit, then I got shit   On that you can depend   my crappy, crap-caked friend   All:   I'll pump your stump, you fuckin' hump,   Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads   The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods   I think we know what it's all about.   Beefcake:   Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.   Slymenstra:   I am a woman and I have my needs.   You can never really know just where   or when I'll bleed   You need my egg, I need your seed   But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!   Toilet:   Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree   Just keep that fucking tampon away from me.   Slymenstra:   Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful...   That which you can't stand you can't understand   Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd   Filthy humans, you're all so full of it...   you turn around into it and turn over to me.   Oderus:   Cross the river, leave the abyss   Give the seat of the toilet a kiss   Beefcake:   Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.   Toilet:   Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.   Yea! Here it comes baby, I'm dropping my load   I'm ain't just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh!   Scroda:   or carnage could ensue.   He must be plunged, he must be sponged,   The power of the toilet must never be abused   If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.   Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise